He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
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