thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
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