It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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