I got chris browned last night
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
what day is it and did you see me today?
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
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