Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
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