I bet he comes in French.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
he's gonorrhea incarnate
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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