The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
The police scanner is talking about you again....
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
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