No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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