No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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