I can't watch pbs sober anymore
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
Is this like a preordered booty call?
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
I am never drinking with the goths again.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
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