just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
Let's paint friendship bongs
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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