dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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