You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
Randomize
