why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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