I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
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