don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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