idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
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