hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
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