Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
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