He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
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