it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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