When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
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