We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
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