He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize
