90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
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