You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
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