is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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