How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
she smelled like a LAN party
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
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