I just bought the big bottle of Patron. It looks small. What have I done with my life?
Succeeded.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
i found two dead squirrels on my front step this morning.. do you think they have something to do with my missing phone?
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
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