i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
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