Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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