i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
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