he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
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