i don't like sucking hair
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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