she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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