Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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