it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
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