Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
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