Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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