I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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