So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
Well I just put wine in my tea
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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