Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
Whatever, you're gonna have to break it to mom that the reason I was so drunk at Christmas dinner is because she wouldn't stop asking me why I don't have a boyfriend
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
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