She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
Rumble strips road head = magical
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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