She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
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