i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
I need a burrito and a hug.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
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