As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
i justawanted to let you know that illi aalways be thwew for ui and o qill waasag youer dog whenebvet u wsnt
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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