is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
Randomize