I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I spilled a beer on myself, so I went back to my place to change. The city marshall was at my door with a warrant. That beer cost me 760 bucks.
i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
You know you suck at relationships when you are sitting in the airport on Christmas day, alone, swiping on Tinder.
Randomize
