Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
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