You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
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