can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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