that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
the night ended with taco bell and tears
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
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