Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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