the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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