if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
Ketchup is God's man juice
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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