so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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